hey, so this is the Verizon guy. I’m waiting for the guys down at dispatch to gimme sign off, and in the meantime, the broads here at the store let me use the computer. Turns out, their little blog thing is open, and it looks like I’ve got ten free minutes, so I figured hey.
So I’m here because the broads who own the store need to have their high speed modem replaced. Now, it ain’t because our modems are crap or nothing like that. We take pride in our work and our service. Suck on that, AT&T. It’s because these broads – get this – set their old modem on fire. That’s right – on fire. Now when I heard that they set their modem on fire, I thought, I don’t know, maybe one of them is retarded or something, but I come here and I look at the girls, and they seem pretty normal. So how the hell does one set a modem on fire? I actually don’t want to know that. They seem nice enough, these broads, so I don’t want to know, in case it’s something that would cause us, Verizon, to drop them as customers. Because we’re picky like that. We don’t want some freaking arsonist to be our customer, you know.
Looks like Paco down at dispatch is back, so I’m gonna log off. Come down to the store. Looks kinda cool. I mean, what do I know about ladies clothes, but it looks all fashionable and stuff.